I wish I was a Pizza Man so I could do this all the time.
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
This bitch is walking around in my future body. For shame.
I have my own Prince Eric, and this is pretty accurateeeee. You know, when I was a redhead… (I’m always a mermaid though)
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The only reason this is getting a reblog from me is because I’m astounded at the fact that they’re correcting each others grammar…. incorrectly.
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And now you know…
… what my life has consisted of since the last time I signed into tumblr.
Finished.
But what is it missing?
